AKPORS AND EKAITTE - AFTERNOON FIGHT

 (How the fight started)

Akpors: "Baby, I'm gonna tell you a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts!"

Ekaitte: "Alright love.."

Akpors: "Okay, i'm gonna start with part 1.. There was a husband and a wife,
they were driving to a campsite when they came upon a split road. The husband says "let's take the left one."
The wife says "I think we should take the ...right road."
Then the husband slaps the wife across the face "who's driving, me or you?!" and they take the left
path."

Ekaitte:"Hahahahahahahahaha"

Akpors: "Now i'm gonna tell you part 2..
Once they get to the campsite the husband goes fishing so his wife can cook their dinner.
He comes back and the wife says "good now I can cook fish soup for us to eat!"
The husband says "but I wanna eat fried fish"
The wife slaps the husband across the face and says "who's cooking me or you?!" and they end up drinking fish soup.

Ekaitte: "Oh crap!" lmao

Akpors: "Now I'm gonna tell you part 4"

Ekaitte: "What about part 3?!"

Akpors: [Landed Ekaitte hot slap across the face] who's telling the story me or you!!
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(I'll update u as soon as I'm able to separate the fight

MIxture

 

In a chemistry class,the teacher was teaching the students Mixture.

Suddenly Akpor's raised up his hands and ask

Akpors Asks teacher:Excuse ma, if you mix Omo and klin ,will there be foam?Teacher responded: Yes of course, why ask such

a stupid question at the beginning of the year,are you going to passthis class at all?

 

Akpors l

aughs and whisper to the other kids, such a dumb teacher, how can u get foam without adding water, are we going to know anything at all wit dis teacher?!

Akpors to Ekaitte: I can make u say 'I LOVE U'.

Ekaitte: No wayyy!!


Akpors: Bet?

Ekaitte: Yes.

Akpors: Ok start... Say blue?
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Ekaitte: Blue.

Akpors: Say pink?

Ekaitte: Pink.

Akpors: Say love?

Ekaitte: Love.

Akpors: What's 1 1?

Ekaitte: 2

Akpors: Ur age?

Ekaitte : 22

Akpors: Hahahaha... I told u I could make u say 22!!

Ekaitte: No, u said u could make me say 'I LOVE U'

Akpors: Yes yes.. I just did.

Thumbs up, if you got the gist

Akpos stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." Akpos left. A few days later Akpos stuck his head in the door again and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut, The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." Akpos left.

A week later akpos came into the s...hop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"


The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour only." The akpos left.



The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey,Kufure, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut but then he doesn't ever come back. "



A little while later, he returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.


The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"



Kufure looked up, tears in his eyes and said,



"To your wife."

Two Girls were sitting at a club

 

 

Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful.

 

Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl.

Akpos: Hello!

Ugly girl: Hi!!

Akpos: Wanna dance?

Ugly Girl: Yes (excited)
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Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend.

Akpos can never fall my hand!!!!!!