Akpos, Musa and Rukewe were lost in a forest and captured by cannibals.

The king of d cannibals told them they had a chance to live if only they could pass a test.

The 1st step was to go deep into d forest n get 10 pieces of d same kind of fruits.

The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.

Rukewe came back n said to d king, 

"I brought 10 apples", d king explained d trial to him, ...you have to snif the fruits up into your butt without any expression on your face or you will be killed.

The 1st apple went in, but on d 2nd one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
Akpos the smart guy arrived n showed d king ten (10) berries.

When d king explained d trial to him, he thought to himself that this
should be easy, 1,2,3,4 ,5,6,7,8 and on d ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.

Rukewe n Akpos met in heaven. The rukewe asked, "why did you laugh?", you almost got away with d trial", Akpos replied,"I couldn't help it, I saw the Oga Musa coming with WATER MELON.

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