woman:father may i ask for a favour?
Priest::of course what may i do for you?
Woman: well, i bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother that is unopened and well over the customs limits and i am afraid they will confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through customs for me?............ Under your robes, perhaps?
Priest: i would love to help you dear but i must warn you, i will not lie.
Woman:with your honest face, father, no one will question you.
When they got to the customs official, she let the priest go ahead of her.
Customs officer: father, do you have anything to declare?
Priest:from the top of my heart down to my waist, i have nothing to declare.
Well the customs officer thought this answer to be strange.
Customs officer:and what do you have to declare from you waist down to the floor.
Priest:i have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date unused.
Customes officer:(roaring with laughter he said) go ahead father next.
And that too is wisdom.
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